Weed, herb, marijuana, cannabis, hydro, experts!!!!?

i been smokin for a long a** time, but never really studied the plant....i wanna know EVERYTHIN ABOUT IT!! if i talk to some1 about it, i want them to be like " da** did you go to weed college?"or somethin like that...if you could give me a website or somethin i could learn EVERTHING ABOUT MY FAV PLANT, that would be great,thank you